Lifesize Black Skeleton Size:One-Size YouΓÇÖll be right at home

You’ll be right at home with Jupiter and Apollo in this glorious ombré gradient

complete with plastic bones jutting out of the dirt

The bottoms have rubber soles

so take that

Lifesize Black Skeleton Size:One-Size YouΓÇÖll be right at homeHow did this skeleton become black? Did he stand next to the microwave oven for too long? Did he try to build his own jetpack out of dynamite and glue? Or did he just pass out too close to the campfire one night? We're not making fun of you, skeleton man. It's just some good natured ribbing. Pretty humerus, right? What's the matter, don't have a funny bone? Well, we hope you're not sick of our puns. We have a skeleTON more. Our Lifesize Black Skeleton